School Song

(Free for change. Do whatever you want, keep the chickens. Messera A. Marqueth)

Though officially the school song may only be changed by the Many Tough Choices Committee, it has been subject to much unofficial student change as well. The official school song is currently:


Many students will come to learn
Here learning's what we do
And if you wish to learn some stuff
Come to the U!

Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning!

The chicken's on the table
The food is always good
We breed our own good chicken
At the Falkensburg Chicken Coop

Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning!

Chickens have feathers
This we surely know
Chickens lay fresh eggs
Even in the snow!

Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning!

The Chicken is the School Animal
Its lovely, yes it is
We love our Chickens
Through-and-through!

Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning!

And so here we Learn
We teach, we study
To further our intellect
And learn some interesting stuff!

Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning!

If Learning's where your heart lies,
Then come here soon
Because the Chicken's always good
At the University Falkensburg, (name of college)!

Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning! Falalalalalalalala Learning!


However, if one is to listen to the song sung by students, (and many of the teachers have embraced this version, too) a different version is heard, where the word Learn, or Learning is replaced by some form of Chicken, like so:


Many students will come to chicken
Here chickening's what we do
And if you wish to chicken some stuff
Come to the U!

Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken!

The chicken's on the table
The food is always good
We breed our own good chicken
At the Falkensburg Chicken Coop

Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken!

Chickens have feathers
This we surely know
Chickens lay fresh eggs
Even in the snow!

Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken!

The Chicken is the School Animal
Its lovely, yes it is
We love our Chickens
Through-and-through!

Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken!

And so here we chicken
We turkey, we budgie
To further our chickeness
And chicken some interesting stuff!

Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken!

If chickening's where your heart lies,
Then come here soon
Because the Chicken's always good
At the University Falkensburg, (name of college)!

Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken! Falalalalalalalala Chicken!


It ought to go without saying that in this second version, as sung, at least half of the instances of the word 'Chicken' should be taken as euphemisms for an obscenity related to the generative act. However, it cannot entirely go without saying in practice, since some students are apparently incapable of appreciating any form of humor more subtle than rude elbow-noises, which has thus given rise to a third version, sung mostly by intoxicated students at Freidenwaffe College, in which those substitutions are made explicit, which will, for reasons of taste, not be reproduced here.

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